Ten MORE Inappropriate Questions I Have No Answers To

I am always wondering about things, and I often wonder if other people also think about the things I think about, or if I am completely alone in my inquisitiveness. 

I always have lots of questions, but no one I can think of to ask.  I guess I could Google my questions, but maybe I really don't want to actually know the answers.

So, here are 10 more inappropriate questions that I often ask myself:

1. Who invented the kids TV show "Barney" and most importantly, why?

2. Hypochondria: Is there a cure for it?

3. Have you ever seen an overweight dance teacher and wondered why? I mean, if she's dancing, she shouldn't be heavy, right? Isn't dancing exercise?

4. Why do fools fall in love?

5. Wouldn't it suck to be famous only after you are dead or because you're dead?

6. Are all psychiatrists nuttier than their patients?

7. Who the hell thought Chuck E. Cheese Restaurants would be a good place to go FOR PARENTS? I mean, kids go for it, but someone's gotta take them, right? What a nightmare that place is. They should dole out Xanax at the door just to survive in there.

8. What do you do when you have a cute gynecologist? That's just really horrible. (It's happened to me). Shouldn't we have a law about this?

9. Am I the only person on the planet who has accidentally walked into a sliding glass door thinking it was open?

10. If you like country music, do you also have to like Nascar and wrestling?

Just wondering....

Cheerth!