The Top Ten Lies I STILL Tell People

10. What a cute baby!

9.  I'm having a Great Day, thanks!

8.  I hope you have a Great Day!

7.   You are so smart!

6.   Wow! That is very interesting!

5.   Don't be silly! Of course I remember that!

4.   I totally don't remember that!

3.  Don't worry about me, I'll be just fine. 

2.  Why yes, this is my real hair color!

1.  I used to be a size 5 until my thyroid quit!