The Top Ten Lies I STILL Tell Myself

10.   I  am sure I know where I left my keys! 

  9.    I was a size 5 before my thyroid quit! 

  8.    Those are just freckles, not age spots! 

  7.    I am so lucky!

  6.    Those are just smile lines, not 

         crow's feet.          

  5.    I really don't need deodorant. 

         Really. I never had B.O. -  EVER.

  4.    I feel just great! 

  3.    I do remember the 70s! 

  2.    For me, being married sucks! 

 (Wait, that's not a lie...oops, wrong blog).  

   1.    Some day I'll wear a bathing suit again! 

        (And pigs will fly, honey. Get a grip).